I was probably eight or nine years old…
… when a kid down the street told me about this movie I had to see. It was about this guy skipping school, and he drives a Ferrari, and there's a parade sings in, and this jerk principal's trying to catch him, and it's called "Phyllis Diller's Day Off."

Fuck it, guys
Something's gotta replace the Bret-and-Jemaine-sized hole in my heart. This'll have to do, what with the Cross-Odenkirk project shelved.

My boss watched that Chun Li movie on a plane the other day and said it was, "pretty good."

Are you guys talking about that time when Paul McCartney was on the Chris Farley Show?
Cause that was awesome.

I don't know about you guys,
but I miss Jay.

That was Arzt?!?

I'll consider re-subscribing…
… if they bring the big-ass Sony catalogue to Canada. There's only so many Moxy Fruvous downloads a man can take.

I remember In Living Color fondly
Is it just the rosy glow of nostalgia, or was it actually a really good sketch comedy show? Based on everything the Wayans have done in the last ten years, I'm guessing it was funny because I was 12 years old at the time?

Jack n' Kate n' Sawyer n' Juliet
Gawd, this would've been an A+ episode in my book if not for the love quadrangle mess in the middle of it. I know I'm preaching to the choir when I say that it was the least good ("worst" seems too harsh — this is Lost, after all) aspect of the season 5 finale.

Ron Howard is revered because…
… as a director, he's brought _____ and a sense of _____ to cinema with his film "_____".

Nicolas Cage: Lifetime pass for Raising Arizona and Adaptation.

A Day in the Life of The Others
What do The Others do all day? Aside from the pregnant lady experiments in the Ben-as-leader era and kidnapping "good" people, do we know that goes on amongst the Others in their day-to-day lives? They just seem to sit around their campfires idly holding rifles.

Yummsh
And a shout-out to Yummsh! Now you're Internet famous.

Jeez, Kate…
Yeah, your failed relationship with Jack and pretend motherhood to Aaron weren't ALL bad, but on the other hand, wouldn't it be nice if Claire, Michael, Charlie, the two jewel thieves, Mr. Eko, Libby, Ana-Lucia, Shannon, Boone, Arzt, the guy who got sucked into the engine, the pilot, etc, etc etc, hadn't…

Words that don't go together
"Brett Ratner" and "auteur".

The Kids in the Hall
No matter how many appearances in lame comedies they make — I'm looking at YOU, naked Dave Foley in a fucking Ewe Boll movie — I'll always give the Kids a pass.

Burning Buses?
What was with the burning bus? Are we to assume it had something to do with the Hostiles?

My First Simpsons Episode in Two Years
This was a pretty good episode? I know I shouldn't have expectations of Clinton-era greatness, but as I watched this "Simpsons Travel to Country X" episode, I felt like I was screening it for an installment of the AV Club's "I Watched This on Purpose."

As one of the fucking retards who's only watched the first season of The Wire, I wholeheartedly second bradley's suggestion.

What's Your Favourite Julia Roberts Movie?
I've never understood the Julia Roberts thing. Sure, she's America's Sweetheart, but who around the AV Club gives a fuck about a Entertainment Tonight-inspired title like that?