drums too far up front. keyboard thingy too high-pitched. too glossy. band members too good looking. anagram reveals band name = sternest whims. definitely not a good sign…

she's not real - you can tell because an anagram of her name spells "cake nose" - that's a big top off, right there.

after midnight: the big kvetch - the 4th in the trilogy, will be annoying. it's a better version of the old alan alda movie (based on a neil simon play?) of lovers meeting & remeeting at the same cabin thru different phases of their lives. wait, maybe that's cabin in the woods: before sunrise.

I get paid for this.

his fabric softener's pretty nice & snuggly.

a documentary about Bachman-Turner Overdrive. awesome, BTO, man!
…wait, what's with all this french crap?

they sound like fiery furnaces constrained to 2 chords & 2 melody notes. (i.e., even worse & less melodic than fiery furnaces) but with nice faces & eyes.

robert morse = young mick jagger crossed with JFK, with a pinch of david letterman, & diluted with some water.

perhaps a google monocle could be created solely for this purpose.
the google "money shot monocle"

i'm surprised he grew up.

starring luke & owen wilson!
or john & joan (or ann) cusak!

I'm waiting for them to cover "give me that old time religion."
come full circle, you know.

i got my pants on what itch.
i unbelt 'em without a hitch.
we'll do it up right, mitch (bitch?)
hope you don't flinch. miss.
(it's kind of garbled/unclear)

come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? yipee kiyayay motherf*cker!

I know it was you, Jar-Jar. You broke my heart. You're
nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I
don't want to know you or what you
do. When you
see our mother, I want to know a day
in advance, so I won't be there  (kills him…

Darth Vader made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Boba Fett held a gun to
his head and assured him
that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract.
That's a true story.
That's my family, m'Kay, it's not me."

liver machine music.

i thought she was the mom in the partridge family. that was a close one.

a book …about a tv show - next thing you know, we'll have tv shows about books - it's a slippery slope.

Daryl Hannah Arendt would've probably done more business.