never heard of him. he sounds pretty selfish.

it should just be a sad song, not a book - too much sweeet hassle. call it white average guy: underneath the bottle & put it with the dime store mysteries.

it's called "Lou says: set the twilight reaping"

he's the master of low key, dudes.

did you mean john denver or john oliver?

the wild the innocent the e-street shufflechusetts

the audio-book thief or the pop-up book thief would be better. maybe the children's book thief.

dang, i meant to troll with:
never heard of this guy. he sounds selfish.

watterson vs. charles schulz: the texas chain death match

similar to ted dalyrimple's essays on why "unconventional" does not always mean "good."

if it's not the making of the ol' springsteen album, screw it.
(or the college football team thrown into a battle royale situation)

those guys are TOTAL jerks. forget you ever heard them. they're bad.

just disguise those lyrics & you won't get sued!

if i held her up to my ear, i might mollusk her!

never heard of her. she sounds selfish.

or a male counterpart to donny osmond.

& then be like scrooge mcduck, jumping on your big pile o' nuggets!

sadly, blowing kennedy's head up

never heard of him. he sounds selfish. it'd make a better rom com.

Thor3: The Chafing