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isn't this the one where she hides in an attic?

evil always wears a costume & battles superheroes. otherwise it's not a movie.

why do they look older now?

but can they play stairway to heaven backwards?

i thought he was for it. this sickens me. i'm not going to watch him anymore.

who's imaginary now, sucka!!?!

the war scenes are all worth watching.

that's fantastic, captain!

benny & joon are rolling over in their graves.

do they find the statue of liberty?

good work, but "whittling" it down is preferred. or, in this movie, perhaps "piddling." & it's either till or until. excellent use of "eviscerated" though. good writing actually, sorry i'm being a buttmunch!

directed by the late Lousie Lasser of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman?

especially given the human finger lurking behind the cat's ear… bwahaha - what will happen next?!?

already more of a plot than Garfield.

i only meant "boring"

why don't i tell you about the film festival in my living room? if we cared, we'd be in Cannes with Ass-guard Farthardi & all the other pretty geniuses. do they give a prize for most pretentious film? or are they all tied again this year? sorry, i'm stressed out & jealous. I hope Ass-guard forgives me (in a film).

people work all day to come home & watch shows about people working. chimps. i mean chumps.

haven't they ever heard of "special effects?"
besides, they don't have to drink ke$ha's pee if they don't want to.
they can just eat her peanuts instead.

is the opposite of "indie rock" — "dependent rock?"
aren't all bands dependent on fan $ ?
(unless someone in the band's wealthy from daddy's $)
they should all be considered "dependent rock" bands.
thank you.

was this a book report for a class?