whoa - noel murray knows the word "winsome!"

it's a "LIKE crime" - he LIKES crime!

hmm, that's funny - they're not coming to wichita. huh!

capture Mason in a …jar?
bwahaha!

lo, it's the crapture.

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i liked the one with the baby sandwich!!

i would've done this if i knew that's what it takes to be (on the) Onion for a day.

the WTF mel brooks is fantastic! especially the bit about "carl reiner's about 80% he's about 80%" then [spoiler alert] brooks fixes maron up to interview the 91 year old carl reiner a few weeks later. so, end of that interview, maron's packing up & reiner's phone rings.
reiner: "yeah, he's right here"
hands phone to…

that 4th paragraph made me check to see who wrote the review - if it had been a guy i would've figured he was sucking up to "get some," but it seems to be due merely to the standard university indoctrination. take that paragraph out & it's a good review. that paragraph must've tacked the ol' "minus" onto the A!…

his next book: Sane Town.

well, sort of - brought to you by a grant from the chode group

the one at 47 seconds to 53 seconds sounded like pee wee herman.

i liked him in zorba the greek.

actually, it's an asteroid.

she's in the shit, now.

i liked "heavenly creatures" better. i guess heavenly beats beautiful.

it's ok, it's a made up day - it's make-believe. so just tell them what they can do with their beliefs. ignoring it is harder, but that's ok, b/c giving it the finger works, too:)

one must learn to be their own best friend & half the time talk to oneself in a low masculine voice & half the time in a high feminine voice - tadah! problem solved. (altho, new problems are introduced…)

what flavor "duds?" …milk duds?

Ray of Deckoning. meh. sound of footsteps in empty hallway.