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Wesley Willis Fiasco
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Steve Buscemi
You are my main man.
You are so good to me.
You are the man with the crazy eyes.
You are a cool dude.
STEVE BUSCEMI x4

Winnie The Pooh
You are a stuffed bear.
You run the show in the hundred acre woods.
You are always after honey.
Rock on, brother.
WINNIE THE POOH x4

Ted Danson
You are a sitcom actor.
You are a bartender on TV.
You are my main man in Boston.
Rock on, brother.
TED DANSON x4

The Walking Dead
The show is about zombies.
It is a spooktacular fright fest.
It is the show that whips a warthog's ass.
The show is very exciting.
THE WALKING DEAD x4

Go suck a capybara's dick.
Write your own songs.
Eat a horse's penis with Heinz Tomato Ketchup.
I know you are not me.
WHY DID YOU COPY MY SONG? x4

Craig Finn is Cool
You are a real rock and roller.
You play pub rock jams.
You can front a rocking jam session.
You are my shining star.
CRAIG FINN IS COOL x4

Come Back, Sean O'Neal
You are the Newswire man.
You can really tell a news story.
You are on my side.
You are a news superstar.
COME BACK, SEAN O'NEAL x4

Dance Your Booty Off
Grab your girl and hit the dance floor.
Get down to the rock and roll.
Dance to the rock music,
Whip Sadddam Hussein's ass with a belt.
DANCE YOUR BOOTY OFF x4

Iron Man Tony Starks
You are the superhero crimefighter.
You can whip Batman's ass.
You have all the gadgets.
You fight crime like a magikist.
IRON MAN TONY STARKS x4

Buy That Rock And Roll Music
Go get yourself a summer job.
Make that money at the ice cream stand.
Cut the lawn in your sneakers.
Whip a panther with a belt.
BUY THAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC x4

Ice Cube is the Man
You are my main man.
You are a rap superstar.
You can get down on stage.
You can spit rhymes like a magikist.
ICE CUBE IS THE MAN x4

Optimus Prime Versus Megatron
It was a robot battle royale.
The Decepticons were looking to whip some ass.
Megatron called the Autobots assholes.
They were smashing and wrecking everything.
OPTIMUS PRIME VERSUS MEGATRON x4

Dolly Parton
You are my country music queen.
You are a good singer.
You are so pretty.
I like your music a lot.
DOLLY PARTON x4

You are a bad man.
You are messed up in the head.
You can go suck a alpaca's dick.
You were the worst.
ROCK ADOLF HITLER'S ASS x4

I made a mistake on my computer.
I got carried away with the rock and roll.
It was a far-out jam session.
I was losing my mind on a joy ride.
I'M SORRY I DOUBLE POSTED x4

Wu-Tang Clan
You can all get down on stage.
You can rap it on the microphone.
You can run down a hip-hop jam session.
You can karate like a magikist.
WU-TANG CLAN x4

Wu-Tang Clan
You can all get down on stage.
You can rap it on the microphone.
You can run down a hip-hop jam session.
You can karate like a magikist.
WU-TANG CLAN x4

Creed Bratton
You are my main man.
You are the customer satisfaction superstar.
You are crazy like a roll lizard.
You are a hero in the office.
CREED BRATTON x4

The Twilight Zone
The Twilight Zone is a scary place.
It is a hell ride.
It is a place with a lot of monsters and scary stuff.
Twlight Zone shit will turn you white.
THE TWILIGHT ZONE x4

Beyonce Knowles
You are a great singer.
You are a rock and roll princess.
Yiou are married to Jay-Z.
You are so beautiful.
BEYONCE KNOWLES x4