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Wesley Willis Fiasco
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You are my main man.
You are a natural wonder.
I like you a lot and award you.
You are a righteous dude.

I was a rock and roll success story.
I was on a harmony joy ride.
I got to make a lot of friends.
It was a good time for everyone.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS ANYMORE x4

You are a smart man.
You are a genius scientist.
You teach all the boys and girls.
You are a great man on a ride.
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON x4

You are my main man.
You are a righteous dude.
You are really smart.
You write intelligent books.
MALCOLM GLADWELL x4

You are a great writer.
You can really spin a story.
I like you a whole bunch.
You are a great man on my side.
THOMAS PYNCHON x4

Nine Inch Nails played the Fuji Rock Festival.
There were thousands of people at the show.
It was an industrial rock jam session.
The crowd roared like a lion.
NINE INCH NAILS x4

You are boy band legends.
You can run down a pop music jam session.
You are five singers in Jesus' name.
You are really good in the mix.
BACKSTREET BOYS X4

You are a great director.
You are a film-making man.
You make a whole bunch of movies.
You rock on, brother.
DAVID LYNCH x4

The ska punk band played at 924 Gilman St.
The ska punk band hit the stage like a tidal wave.
The crowd got down to the music.
The ska punk show was a joy ride.
OPERATION IVY x4

Mavis Staples played the Fonda Theatre.
About a thousand people were at the show.
It was a gospel-soul joy ride.
The band really got in the groove.
MAVIS STAPLES x4

It was a no-good time.
It was a war hell ride.
The zombies were running me amok.
It really sucked a cheetah's dick.
WORLD WAR Z x4

You are my main men.
You are my comedy heroes.
You are a laugh riot.
You crack me up a lot.
THE LONELY ISLAND x4

Alright, let's rock it to Russia!

You are my best buddy.
You are a great man who is a frog.
You are so good to me.
I like you a lot in the mix.
KERMIT THE FROG x4

I went back in time one day.
It was a hell ride time travel.
It made me feel like I was going to puke.
It was no fun to go through time.
TERRA NOVA x4

You are my main man.
You are my punk rocker.
You are my punk rock star.
Get down on the punk rock jam session.
JOEY RAMONE x4

You are a rock legend.
You are my rock star.
You can really sing it out.
You are a rock star in Jesus' name.
SINEAD O'CONNOR x4

You are my martian hero.
You are on my side to the end.
You are the best hero in the long run.
Rock on, brother.
JOHN CARTER OF MARS x4

You are my main man.
You are my folk singer.
You are the fascist killer.
You are a folk singing machine.
WOODY GUTHRIE x4

You are a rock and roller.
You are my rock star.
You are a live wire wrecking ball in concert.
You are a good man.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN x4