The AV Club is a place to make friends.
It is where the kids meet to hang out.
It is a club house that whips a squirrel's ass.
It is a real neat thing.
LOVE ON THE AV CLUB x4

The Comedian got on my nerves.
He was a right-wing fascist.
He was running me amok.
Comedian thought that he was bad.
I FOUGHT THE WATCHMEN x4

The show is a  rock and roll party.
It is the show that whups a dingo dog's ass.
It is the most watched rock and roll show.
They play all the rock videos.
TOTAL REQUEST LIVE x4

Elvis Presley was a rock star
He was the greatest
He can sing his ass off
Right on, brother
ELVIS PRESLEY x4

Lookout! Records formed as an independent label in 1987.
They sold lots of rock and roll records.
They were a launching pad for noteworthy bands like Green Day.
They were a label that whipped a capuchin monkey's ass.
LOOKOUT RECORDS x4

You are crazy like a roll lizard.
You are a man out of his mind.
You are insane in the membrane.
You are so nuts.
CHARLIER SHEEN x4

Play the rock and roll guitar.
Rock it on the mic so hard.
Hit the rock and roll on the Fender Strat
It's time for a rock and roll joyride.
WE'RE GONNA SAVE ROCK AND ROLL x4

You are a rock star
You are a rocking maniac
You can really sing your horse-wupping ass off
You can really whip a polar bear's ass
DAVE GROHL x4

It is a fun time.
It is time for a party.
It is when you throw out your old calendar.
I like it a lot.
NEW YEAR'S EVE x4

The alternative rock band played the Razzmatazz.
About five hundred people were at the show.
The jam session was awesome.
The alternative rock band could really get down.
SMASHING PUMPKINS x4

The first guy I saw was Dracula.
Dracula was having a no-good time.
Dracula was sulking around.
I pistol-whipped Dracula and told him to lighten up.
WOLFMAN AND DRACULA x4

Once upon a time AV Club had a Christmas party.
They invited their friends for a Yuletide jam session.
The party was a huge success.
Everyone rocked out to the music.
DAWES FOR CHRISTMAS x4

All right, let's rock again!

Spotify is the best music service.
It puts you on a rock and roll joyride.
It the place to find all the best bands.
It turns your computer into a jukebox machine.
SPOTIFY DOT COM x4

You are my main man.
You are my great rapper.
You can rap it out on stage.
You can get down to the rap music.
CHILDISH GAMBINO x4

The Wesley Willis Fiasco is a box of wine.
It will get you drunk.
It will make you act like a fool.
That alcohol will make you sick.
DRINKIFY DOT COM x4

Evanescence played the Apollo on a Monday night.
About two thousand people were at the show.
The band hit the stage like a knockdown.
The crowd roared like a lion.
EVANESCENCE x4

Puss in Boots caught me in his frontyard.
He caught me sneaking into the backyard.
He was ready to do some swordfighting.
He was angry enough to stab my ass.
PUSS IN BOOTS x4

You are my main man.
You are an ace producer.
You can make those rock and roll records.
You are the man with the Midas touch.
PHIL SPECTOR x4

You are my movie star.
You are a busy man.
You are my action hero.
You are a great man on a ride.
SAMUEL L JACKSON x4