Lightning McQueen
You are the fast car.
You are the one that wins the races.
You are speedy like a cheetah.
You are my car-racing hero.
LIGHTNING McQUEEN x4

Rock and roll is fun joyride music.
Rock and roll doesn't go on an obituary.
A rock and roll song will sound disrepectful.
They will call you an asshole.
I DON'T SING AT FUNERALS x4

They Might Be Giants
The band played the Chameleon Club.
There were about eight hundred people at the show.
It was a nerd rock jam session.
The band whipped a dingo dog's ass.
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS x4

Supertramp
The band played the Monte Carlo Sporting Club.
There were about five thousand people at the show.
It was a classic rock jam session.
They really whipped a reindeer's ass.
SUPERTRAMP x4

A Fistful of Datas
Mr. Worf is my main man.
He really whips a targ's ass.
He is the sheriff of the town.
He is the law man on the Enterprise.
A FISTFUL OF DATAS x4

Larry Fischer
You are my rock and roll hero.
You know how to get down on stage.
You can rock out like a wild man.
You are my shining star.
LARRY FISCHER x4

I Whupped Green Lantern's Ass
Green Lantern was being a jackoff.
He told me I was a bum.
He ridiculed me and told me to go on a hell ride.
I told him to suck a puma's dick.
I WHUPPED GREEN LANTERN'S ASS x4

Harry Potter
You are the number one magikist.
You are my main man.
You are the wizard hero.
You are the boy who lived.
HARRY POTTER x4

Weird Al Yankovic
You are my main man.
You can rock out on the accordion.
You can really rock a parody jam session.
You can write a good parody song.
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC x4

Commander Riker
You are an outer space hero.
You can rock out on the trombone.
You are my main man in space.
You are my number one.
COMMANDER RIKER x4

Lou Reed
You are a rock superstar.
You are a rock and roll legend.
You can whip that horse with a belt.
You can rock out an art rock jam session.
LOU REED x4

Simon Pegg
You are my main man.
You are a nerd who is cool.
You are a righteous dude.
You really know the score.
SIMON PEGG x4

The Phantom Tollbooth
The Phantom Tollbooth is a good book.
It is a book that whips a watchdog's ass.
The book is a joyride for the kids.
The chidlren's advneture novel is a good read.
THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH x4

Quentin Tarantino
You are a great director.
You make awesome movies.
You are my movie making buddy.
Rock on, brother,
QUENTIN TARANTINO x4

The Boondock Saints
You are true believers in Jesus.
You are the heroes of the city.
You can really whip a dingo's ass.
You guys shoot the bad guys.
THE BOONDOCK SAINTS x4

Tom Cruise Will Play Me in My Movie
Tom Cruise is a star actor.
Tom Cruise is the Academy's choice.
He is crazy like a roll lizard.
Tom Cruise is my main man.
TOM CRUISE WILL PLAY ME IN MY MOVIE x4

Paul McCartney
You are my hero.
You are the cute Beatle.
You are a rock and roll superstar.
You are my shining star.
PAUL MCCARTNEY x4

Alan Rubin
You were a trumpet playing man.
You could really rock out on that horn.
You toured with a lot of great rock stars.
You are my trumpet playing hero.
ALAN RUBIN x4

Tracy Morgan
You are a funny comedian.
You tell jokes that whip a cheetah's ass.
You know how to tell it like it is.
You are a comedy rock star.
TRACY MORGAN x4

Dick Tracy
You are a crimefighting hero.
You are on my side.
You are a great detective.
You really show those crooks who's boss.
DICK TRACY x4