Dick Van Dyke
You are a great song and dance man.
You can rock out a one-man-band.
You are the man with the Midas touch.
You are my main man.
DICK VAN DYKE x4

Montgomery Scott
You are my main man.
You are a miracle worker.
You know how to drive a starship.
You are a Scottish hero.
MONTGOMERY SCOTT x4

The Lone Ranger
You are the masked man.
You are a wild west hero.
You really whip a horse's ass.
You are my main man.
THE LONE RANGER x4

Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Red Hot Chili Peppers played the Reading Festival on August 24.
It was a funk rock jam session.
All the kids were grooving to the rock music.
The band really whipped a llama's ass.
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS x4

Detective Holder
You are my main man.
You are a true believer in Jesus.
You know how to investigate a crime.
Rock on, brother.
DETECTIVE HOLDER x4

DOCTOR WHO
You are the last time lord.
You are my time traveling hero.
You are a time traveler who can really whip a dingo's ass.
You have very fun adventures.
DOCTOR WHO x4

Pee-wee Herman
You are a very funny man.
You had a show called Pee-wee's Playhouse.
Your show was a laugh-riot joy ride.
You had a movie where they stole your bicycle.
PEE-WEE HERMAN x4

Planet of the Apes
The planet of the apes is a scary place.
The apes run the show, and the humans are hunted.
When the apes catch you, they cut your brain out and make you dumb.
The apes rule the planet.
PLANET OF THE APES x4

Martin Scorcese
You are a badass director.
You make really good gangster movies.
I like the ones with Robert De Niro.
You know how to direct a good movie.
MARTIN SCORSESE x4

Arrested Development
Arrested Development was a show on Fox.
The show was very funny.
Michael Bluth thinks his family is very important.
Michael also has a martyr complex.
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT x4

Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad is a show about Walter White.
Walter is a man who has the cancer.
He is a man that will whup your ass.
He is a meth-dealing ass whupper.
BREAKING BAD x4

Eddie Vedder
Eddie Vedder is a grunge rock hero.
He can really rock out a Seattle jam session.
His new album is all on ukulele.
Rock on, brother.
EDDIE VEDDER x4

Memorial Day
Memorial Day is a time to remember soldiers.
It is a fun joyride and time for a barbecue.
You don't have to work, and you can just hang out with your friends.
But you should also think of the good things the soldiers did.
MEMORIAL DAY x4

Jim Morrison
The Doors played the Matrix Club in San Francisco.
All the kids came to groove and dance to the rock music.
Ray Manzarek was rocking like a champion.
The crowd roared like a lion.
JIM MORRISON x4

The Wolverine
Wolverine is one bad ass dude.
Wolverine has badass metal claws.
Wolverine will cut your asshole up.
Wolverine tries to be one of the good guys.
THE WOLVERINE x4

Time's Arrow Part Two
Time's Arrow is an episode about an android going back in time.
The android is very good at poker.
Mr. Data meets Samuel Clemens and Jack London.
People think his uniform is pajamas.
TIME'S ARROW PART TWO x4

Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin is a sexy lady.
She wanted to be Vice President.
Sarah Palin is famous for looking like Tina Fey.
She is a stone cold fox.
SARAH PALIN x4

Frankenstein's Monster
Frankenstein's monster is made from parts of dead people.
People think he is friends with Dracula, but they actually don't see eachother outside of work.
He is a very cool and smart guy with opinions on literature.
Frankenstein's monster is scared of fire.
FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER x4

Thurston Moore
Thurston Moore is a big rock star.
His band is Sonic Youth.
They are very avant garde.
They have a very unique sound.
THURSTON MOORE x4