If only I'd written her that fan letter in 1985…

And yes, CREATOR was the title I most wanted to hear her thoughts on, followed by THE HOT SPOT.

For about ten years there, Vincent Spano was the luckiest actor in the world. Love scenes with Rosanna Arquette, Rebecca De Mornay, Virginia Madsen, Moira Kelly…

Douglas gets my favorite line in the film. Responding to an indifferent grunt from Karloff:

I can see you're very upset about this. Why don't you take a stress pill and lie down.

Wait, did that guy say "breeding pools", or "bleeding pools"?

Stud Beefpile!

(The Lone Ranger quietly weeps)

See also, "boff".

People forget that he's basically the comic relief in MEAN STREETS.

I know. I'm not your accountant.

"But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him! He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good!"

Dropping the 'u' from American spellings was in fact a conscious, political choice post-Revolution. Webster had a lot of other ideas but only a relative few passed into usage.

She DOES look like the Lady in the Radiator!

I thought Seth wishing for a Segway was the better joke.

It was called THE INVENTION OF LYING and it didn't work.

It's really too bad that Waid's "Birthright" got lost in the shuffle a couple years back, because it's the definitive Superman origin story and would make a magnificent film.

*Yosh and Stan perform a tasteful polka medley*

And his dog is a WOLF!

New York's hottest club is YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SEPARATING.