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    If matters could be arranged so that when the aliens finally touch down on the barren, ashy surface of the late great planet Earth they find one single artifact of our culture intact, I would want it to be "Jabberwocky". Just to fuck with them.

    Everything important is encapsulated in the Babel Fish entry.

    Round tones. ROUND tones.

    Say, that reminds me. I've got BRING IT ON covered.

    Also, I have no grasp on how the "He tasks me…" line from Moby-Dick really goes. Antares Maelstrom all the way.

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    Seriously, people. "Crowdsourcing the Simpsons" is a project I'd pay to see.

    I love the movie, but confess I've always felt a bit let down by that bikini scene. The lyric from the song CLEARLY specifies "nude sunbathing".

    Dammit, "Dream On" deserves to be better remembered, at least for all the B-list nudity.

    No love for Johnny One-Nut?

    Is nacho penetration less than total?

    I eated the purple berries!

    His teeth are so disturbing.

    And that moment is Meredith Salenger at dance practice

    Leia in the EMPIRE skibunny outfit is the correct answer.

    Definitely a Tarantino favorite. See also Daryl Hannah's suit in KB2.

    The decision to reformat the show at 16:9 for the DVDs means that all the digital work was blown up to fill out the frame, so you're seeing it at almost half its original resolution compared to the non-FX footage.

    My point is, people talk about polarized projection as if it was just invented, when it's been the standard for 60 years.

    My favorite from the '50s boom is INFERNO.

    Say what you will about Paul WS Anderson, but the last couple Resident Evils are excellent examples of native 3D cinematography, as was THREE MUSKETEERS. Not saying they're good movies, just good 3D.