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    Collective fanwank has determined that Tony could have modified Extremis to patch up his chest-hole.

    I do find it odd that despite their varied and specialized functions every single suit (including, I assume, 'Igor' the Hulk-Buster) was capable of flight.

    If and when we ever get a She-Hulk movie, I really hope it goes gonzo meta like that.

    The end narration has Tony basically admitting that he was afraid to give up control, that without his arc reactor he wouldn't be Iron Man.

    Don't forget those helicopter assassins just outside your window either. 

    The voice sounded more Agent Smith than anything else to me.

    I have to believe she was honestly trying to warn Tony when she came to his house. Very doubtful she knew about the impending helicopter attack.

    Spoiler! It's actually spelled out "IRON MAN THREE".

    The Holy Vision sequence is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in a theater.

    The Nolan films are so anxious to be taken seriously they can barely bring themselves to call the masked heroes and villains by their actual names.

    The kicker is the scene in the ending montage where Wilson and Tyler are working on a flower-bed and the flowers are yellow and green, just like Boltie's costume…

    Anything that means more fight scenes for Gabrielle is OK with me.

    The paper is made from plants!

    The steaks are too thick! Ron is the only man strong enough to cut them!

    That's because she knew she could crush them all with the Jagger story.

    The joke was Nick attempting to undermine anything and everything about any other man Jess might find attractive. If she'd said the guy was tall, he'd have said nobody likes tall guys.

    "He stole a flower from you? And you wanna have drinks with him?"

    There are a couple of variations out there. A high-school friend of mine always thought James Spader was the villain of TUFF TURF.

    And remember, in his mind *he* settled for *her*.

    Nobody's comfortable talking about Lily mashing on Macchio? Okay then.