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    We prefer "White walkers".

    Mr. McCunt, you have somehow confused Ned Beatty with Valerie Perrine.

    Otisburg?

    (waves)

    Production order works best. It was partially designed as a refresher for Season 5 and there's too much accumulated detail for it to work as a series starter.

    "Well, Mona Lisa and the random girl she grabbed after you left got into a fist-fight in the parking lot. Eventually Mona Lisa threw a cinder block through the girl's windshield. She dives in, steals her purse. Doesn't go for the money— steals all her birth-control pills and says BITCH YOU GONNA GET PREGNANT. She then

    Why are you so in front of me?

    I swear, there was a tattered JAWS poster somewhere in the background of every episode of "Thundarr the Barbarian".

    -ly Ballou here!

    The one thing I learned from BROADCAST NEWS was that trick of sitting on the hem of your blazer to keep the shoulders from bunching up.

    I chalk it up to Paul Giamatti's magnetic performance that so many viewers completely missed the point of that Pinot Noir snobbery. His character tries to justify his alcoholism by only drinking *serious* wines, varieties that are difficult and temperamental, and in so doing he shuts himself off from simple pleasure.

    That was awful generous of Mr. Bay, considering he didn't even direct CON AIR.

    And yes, the line is: "British, you see. Useless. If I'd had a Luger, eh?" The gun's make isn't identified in this scene, although later he's said to be using a Webley.

    Reminds me of a exchange from NIGHT OF THE COMET:

    UA7 in Berkeley, CA. And yeah, the T2 gag will never die.

    I recently saw WW at a retro screening and NOBODY in the crowd of teenagers got the Grey Poupon joke. Why would they? Stupid 20-year-old movie.

    I remember a hefty disclaimer in the end credits. And didn't the closeup show that the webbing was threaded incorrectly?

    Don't forget Kirk's fondness for antiques, notably that Commodore PET in WRATH OF KHAN.

    Does Shatner's Sierra Club t-shirt in FINAL FRONTIER count?

    We've got a run on Metamucil!