BREAKING: PLAGUE OF HALF-SPIDERS FOUND IN AREA FOODSTUFFS

HBO for the teen/college market, eh?

Trying to bang a girl who reads baby name books is likely to have far-reaching consequences.

"She has her Father's eyes."
"Wait, you fucked the werewolf? You bitch!"

"Broader experiences" is right — Affleck and Posey are the movie's two big villains because they have no life beyond what they already know, being a dick to underclassmen. But most of the other characters reach out for something new or take opportunities — Wiggins and his female counterpart go to the party after…

It seems like they can't leave well enough alone and want to branch out into remakes.

Yeah, that was nicely done.

I think a little country called 19th Century Great Britain would quibble with your assumption of the efficacy of starving child laborers.

This is probably me reading way too much into things, but you have the trio of Goldberg, Ribisi and blond guy and they seemed good friends who, in a "normal" teen movie, would probably wind up in a relationship of some kind. Blond guy strikes up a weird relationship with freshman girl, so you then have Goldberg and…

Oh yeah, Janette needs to take stock here. If she loses that amazing waiter she will have fucked up big time.

Cool beans, thanks!

You can tell that in 20 years, she will grow up to be Mrs. Krabappel.

There's a hint of danger and skeeviness to Wooderson, it's what makes him attractive. Kyle is just a loveable doofus (although "just" is unfair, he is an AWESOME loveable doofus).

This is what happens when the kids don't listen to Mike Watt!

Yeah, you say it better here and below. There's a reason he's unhappy and it's not just "high school and adolescence suck," he's too damn uptight.

Yeah, when I first saw the movie as a dumb 18-year-old I hated it because Goldberg got the shit kicked out of him and he didn't get the cute redhead. Now I can appreciate the movie for being honest by kicking the shit out of that whiner and denying him the cute redhead, who rightfully turns her attention elsewhere.

Heh, took the words out of my mouth, HJ.

"Attacking an artist for giving you music that explores an issue rather than a "dissertation" is absurd"

As much as Dark Knight Strikes Back is terrible, I did love the idea of sticking the Flash in a hamster wheel to get unlimited generator power.

Oh man, how did I not see that.