It may be the worst if you weight it for the McTiernan factor. Absolutely mind-boggling he could fuck up an action movie so bad.

No one wants to watch a show about your governor.

Was it set on an island?

Ha! Impressive work, Spielbergo.

RING AND SIXTH SENSE SPOILERS

Well, all humans can be murderous killing machines if they put their minds to it, most of them just don't. I thought it worked fine as an extension of his psychosis.

I like Alien: Resurrection too! Best thing Whedon's ever done.

Yep, and she's great in The Mask too.

Nice points on "wrongness" in horror, which is usually only presented as a problem to be solved (I love The Ring for how it reverses this).

Yeah, that made me sit up and take notice. The Blob does not fuck around!

Damn right.

"the vast majority of his prose is dedicated to intricately detailed
descriptions of landscapes, action and generally degrading human
behavior."

The "her sex" phrasing is fairly standard sleaze writing from what, the 50s and 60s? It does read weird now but it's not unheard of.

Not noir but a criminally (ho ho ho) overlooked Western crime movie from that period: Breakdown.

No, you are right. It's in no way a noir. Maybe "expressionist Western" if you wanted to get fancy about it.

Not enough meat, cheese and hot sauce?

Easy Mac recipe: Take one full box (none of this pouch shit), empty into large microwavable bowl. Cover with water to half inch above noodle line. Microwave for 3.5 minutes. Use spoon to break up noodles that have fused together, then microwave for 3.5 more minutes. Add cheez powder, stir. Add liberal helpings of…

Hey, I don't eat them any more. I've learned the value of vegetables.

Here's your taco. Ja Rule did everything he could.

Because it was there! And cheap, and quick to do. I eat much better now but there is a certain taste of guilt and shame beyond the deliciousness of the ingredients that you can only get with such awful mixtures.