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So, worst microwave recipes? Mine is the Dog's Breakfast: One can of Spaghettios mixed and microwaved with one can of beanless chili, with shredded cheese and hot sauce stirred in before a second microwaving. Eat directly from bowl. Serves one bachelor.

A buddy of mine who is quite well-versed in the jam band scene got me into the Black Crowes and yeah, there is a huge crossover there and the band itself can wander over to noodletown. But they're a damn good rock band and I'd stick up for Government Mule and Widespread Panic as well as people who can both play and…

It's a great example of the show digging deep — maybe not deep but in an unexpected area. Who besides hippies gave a shit about the Grateful Dead in 1981? That's a solid decade after American Beauty came out and well before their later canonization, I believe. And they're certainly not a band you would expect a show…

I probably use "Implied? Or implode?" way too much.

And he was well into the 20s at one point, right?

Yeah, the entry in this really misses the point. It's not that both parties are the same (as pointed out by some commenters above, this was always a bullshit proposition), it's that the voters don't care enough to do anything even if this where the case, like if two candidates have identical human-enslaving agendas.

McCourt is a bit different though, right? He had at least some money and then leeched it away through his family and that ridiculous divorce. But I only know the basics of that insane situation.

"The fact that Fleet Bank willingly gave the dude $80 million just
because he said he was rich sums up everything that got us into our
financial mess in 07-08."

Among the many, many reasons I love No Retreat, No Surrender is the star learning how to properly kick ass from the Pepsi-swilling ghost of Bruce Lee.

Look. Look at this. Look at what you've done, AV Club. For years we've been allowing this Third Eye Blind fandom. "Oh, they've got other good songs!" "Oh, 'Semi-Charmed Life' is legitimately good!" "Oh, they were such a huge part of my youth!" Again and again we heard this things, and we said nothing in the name of…

Colonel Blimpee Von SleepApnea is a shameful suggestion, a Teutonic whitewashing of a man who was a great Samurai.

That "suing the manager" step seems to have been fairly prescient in terms of knocking back future lawsuits.

People are doing the Rush Hour Rain Man below but I think this is better — a weary Chan attempting to for the love of god shut up Tucker's mouthy Pan.

Chan on Magorium was my hope, nay, expectation. I think we've been spoiled.

Maybe, but I like them in a mournful mood (Cease, The Answer, etc.)

One of the surprisingly darker parts of that book was

Susan Cooper? Statham would make a terrible Merriman…

On one hand, I can see that sketch as an indicator of general hostility toward female-centric performances and art, on the other hand, it is fucking hilarious.

Shenanigans! No one ever says "Come on down to Brockton," not even a cocained Ernie Boch Jr.