I'd prefer a pure period piece but yes, their guilelessness is essential. Brady Bunch Movie is a good touchstone but mine is the Adam West Batman.

"In your website there are three Newswires too many," Gordon-Leavitt said at last. "I know of a website which is a single Newswire. In this Newswire so many celebrities have lost themselves that a mere actor might well do so too. O'Neal, when, in some other incarnation, you write about me, feign to mention (or do…

There needs to be a way for type to convey the awesome rise in his voice on "Amazing RAAAAAAAAANDO!" Caps doesn't cut it, supertext maybe?

Link Wray is a great choice until you realize how absurd it is that he's not there already. Arguments of quality aside, you're failing as an institution if you don't recognize the architects of its aesthetics, that's why Candy Cummings is in the baseball hall of fame.

Man, fucking first law of internet grammar pedantry.

Ah, thanks to you and Catgun.

Maybe, although those comments are much more like ones on actual news sites. This, though, is pretty obvious: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Crace lost? What a fucking pile of bullshit. At least he's got that Orwell Award for "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown."

This practice is almost as disgusting as using the singular definite article for "M&Ms." For shame, Burl!

That was not a documentary and your aural annoyances will be mitigated by killing George Clooney.

That sounds like David Cronenberg's Mad Men episode.

It was already in the top tier and then "replacing it with the far-less effective marketing strategy of breaking down food for sustenance" came along.

I picture Coach Taylor watching the trailer for this, seeing Vince in a movie with Zac Efron, and doing that jaw-set of irritation/disappointment.

I am a 31 years old social media idiot, in what way is the title pandering? I was reading it literally as a fairly generic title about relationships.

This is played for excellent effect in Devil In A Blue Dress, which is just a great movie in general.

Slow down, @avclub-1786aec3a614d40f1e566fde557a1799:disqus — you're not on the moon yet!

It does get very dark and sad, doesn't it? But I think a movie could make it more lighthearted, for some reason I'm picturing Eddie Valiant in Toontown…

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Damn. "…and I've seen The Vines" is a harsh, harsh kicker.

This made me think of A Rage In Harlem and that in turn made me think that Encyclopedia Brown could be amusingly tweaked into a blaxploitation movie.