Oh man, that is creepy. My favorite part was the Boxcar Children being a cult, because fuck those twerps.

THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH

Hahaha, "Nickelback's Chad Kroger on why he hates Ray Parker Jr.'s 'Ghostbusters Theme'" would probably destroy this site.

Ahahahahaha, the metal scatting bridge! I remember hearing that and just laughing my ass off, what kind of a moron would listen to this seriously?

coughcoughjustadaptbrownharvestalreadygoddammitcoughcough

Not to mention the rights for the patented Rumble-Vision technology that makes MANT! a true theatrical experience.

That double-take is already a super power.

They'll be teaming up for Pairanthood.

The rights AND the dyed underwear.

Finkel already plays The Dybbuk, a terrifying villain whose whose superpower is possibly not existing.

I remember reading that scene in Huck Finn in high school and realizing it was the birthplace of every Simpsons mob scene.

Heh heh heh, "old timey Steve Albini" conjures up images of him in spats and a boater, jauntily composing ditties like The Fish Fry Rag and Jordan, Minnesota (Is One Heck Of A Town).

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this song!

Personal classifications: I've always grouped Nickelback and such as Butt Rock, that is, music that sounds like a butt (grunts, wheezes, turgid moans, a general mid- to low-range frequency for all instruments). Bro Rock, to my ears, is more party-intensive, Chili Peppers-ish. "Rockstar' may cross into this territory…

Korn would be a great subject for a new feature, What The Fuck, Dude, where instead of collegial co-bashing of music between interviewer and subject, a person is given a 60 Minutes-style tough questions interview about why they liked a song they don't anymore. I would melt under the pressure of justifying why I…

But isn't that true? Her band is not part of the "cliches of rock stardom" in the way that a hugely popular band like Nickelback is. Makes sense to me.

Dunno, but Agnew thinks Hatesong participants are nattering nabobs of negativism.

"it’s hard to imagine that he could really have anything more to say.
He’s told all his John Lennon stories, and he’s sung about his three
very public romances, so what else is there to chat about? "

Whoa, huge slam on cellos out of nowhere.

THE AV CLUB
a euphemism for anal that I hadn't heard before