Nice try for nostalgia, Disqus, but duplicate posts are no double posts.

I remember being at a Coal Chamber/Sevendust show and the entirety of the Vanilla Ice rap-metal album being played in between bands. In retrospect this may have been the turning point out of my nu-metal years, the realization that because of what I was listening to, Ice was an accepted fellow traveler.

That would explain why her character on Parks and Rec is leaving for no raisin.

"One Minute"

In a misguided attempt at competition, the Food Network is ordering a Five Guys drama from Eric Schlosser.

Big deal, tightly wounds are much less harmful and prone to infection than loose, gaping ones.

Succinct and helpful. If the AV Club wanted to make some useful changes, all movie reviews would contain a section on dinosaur content or lack thereof.

Oh, I'm just goofing around. butt sucker and d()ngs made me laugh every time.

Choose your destiny! You'll NEVER win! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Gee, Raptor, I'd like to take that candy. But isn't stealing a sin? What would Jesus want me to do?"
*horrible screeching, carnage*

Finally! You know who's sucking butts, butt sucker? You!

This is a problem?

Yeah, he's been gone for a while. On the other hand, didn't Sluggo show up shortly after he left?

If you're they only person still on the old one, well, then I guess it's up to you to land this thing, Dr. Rumak. Good luck. We're all counting on you.

I saw Sanders nearly 15 years ago and he was quite the force, sad he's losing it to age but it happens to everyone. We saw BB King last year and he played several songs twice, seemingly unaware he was doing so. His band was pretty damn crack though, they rolled with everything.

No, she's more of an MPEG.

Thanks for alerting me to this, Shaenon Garrity is awesome.

The tension in that dad's voice finally snapping is hilarious.

Back, back, back in the day when I first started commenting here, I briefly used the handle "Esquilax." But then I thought people wouldn't get it and switched to this. How wrong I was.

Yeah, but before that I'm going to get rich selling tongue scrapers.