Marcia Wallace's reading of "snacktacular" belongs in a museum.

I am calling shenanigans. You know perfectly well who he is and only wrote this comment so you could use "hardcore Bomerism."

Mohd tried to get Adlon but she screamed "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!" and kicked him in the balls.

Comments here started out on forums, right? I think it's worth looking into.

Thanks for the responses, Sean. Can you guys post this article (if not this set of explanations) at the top of the Newswire? It'd be good to have up top over the weekend, right now it's buried under items that are still important but perhaps less immediate to our sad commenter lives.

@avclub-6a2122265ccf2e14e3ce86a1c356a462:disqus holy hell, the "suggested recipients" thing is both insane and asinine. Insasinine? Pretty much every e-mail you write is intended to NOT go to someone, that's why you're using an e-mail instead of Facebook/Twitter/whatever public messaging system, having an automatic…

Your Seinfeld reference above has more likes, but the one here is better.

Well, you figured it out — this is basically a way to stop you from hating on Pixar movies and hurting our feelings. The old man is sad, and it makes us sad, dammit! Why must you be so heartless!

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus yeah, but there are a very limited group of commenters there who, as mentioned earlier, generally stay on topic. A larger group throwing around gifs and the like, especially of porn/annoying shit, is more likely with a site like this that gets a fair amount of traffic, I…

@avclub-f41c98ac606e9b29fce2d59f71df434d:disqus you're in an AV Club thread discussing Cracked and not making a "non-union Mexican equivalent" joke? Go to your room and think about what you've done.

Yes, and what @avclub-6a2122265ccf2e14e3ce86a1c356a462:disqus said. It's bizarre that the forums I was hanging out on a decade ago (and yes, I know that's still relatively recent history, internet-wise) were easier to navigate than the latest Disqus.

"Yep, this pretty much kills back-links to “when you someone eat it” and the shart thread."

Oh man, how about "The Commercial?" There's something about Hall's voice, it sounds like it's coming from a locked room.

@avclub-e9dfccd8e4fe70ca5df4538f67cf445d:disqus I concur with the demands for this being made immediately. Louis CK in the Willie Nelson from Thief role? Genius.

Clean, Shaven. Peter Greene is astonishing as a man with mental problems slowly succumbing to them and the sound design of the film puts you in his head, which is an extremely unpleasant place to be. Surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet.

Fred Dobbs' insanity is great, nothing overwrought about trying to protect your gold from your (potentially) thieving partners.

Ooh, good call on Heavenly Creatures. It gets at the excitement of their insanity, I'm thinking of the scene where they're both hallucinating Evil Orson Welles coming for them and it's clear that it's just as thrilling as it is scary.

Great, great call. "Lost." "Misplaced."

Yeah, it's quite brutal there. And of course that message is being delivered via the medium that he realizes has been eating away at him, which is its own gut punch.

@irabrooker:disqus you are my hero for mentioning King Missile. My pick would've been "Socks," although I guess the narrator starts off pretty nuts already. And "Cheesecake Truck" is a happy inversion, it's an ascent to lunatic bliss.