If a dairy product shoots a guy, it's Evan Dorkin.

@avclub-1bcaea6d00884aeafe0c076bd322f825:disqus what about the FDA?

As the year comes to a close, the likelihood of some new band trumping "Here Comes Old Vodka Tits" on the AV Club's annual band name list gets smaller and smaller.

Heh, he should file a lawsuit against the BBC for illegally replacing him and finding someone to replicate his eccentric portrayal of the Doctor.

Noted physicist Jim Croce made similar observations regarding manipulations of Superman's cape and just look where it got him.

Good lord, how did I never pick up that Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a grown-up Oliver Wendell Jones? Oh no, please do not tell me that Nick Denton is an adult Binkley…

I believe he pointed out that contrary to the movie's depiction, sharknadoes in the Northern Hemisphere rotate in a clockwise manner, as opposed to the ones in your hemisphere which move in a counterclockwise fashion.

BREAKING: AREA DRUNK GRINDING AXE MISSES POINT

Also, didn't it seem like he thought Wallace came off well in the movie? That is, uh, not the impression I got. On the other hand, how great is his telling-off of Gina Gershon? She spends the whole movie being the icy corporate fixer and he just roasts her alive.

That's our Idi!

The Search For Caligula's Golden Shower

"The musical numbers are impossibly twee."

So who is beating up whom? I feel like Sydow's implacable Death, who comes for us all, is a fair evocation of Sam the sheepdog.

Put them in there!

What do you mean no warning whatsoever? Road House is on!

Yep. Once again, Will gets the meaty quote.

@ArthurEdens:disqus ooh, I'd be interested in that argument. It got a few Oscar nominations I believe and became a story when CBS got all pissy about their portrayal, but it's really slid through the cracks since then and for no good reason.

Hey, thanks man. I should warn you though, by the end of the show they devolve into incessant Badger/Skinny Pete shipping.

Paging @pedanticeditortype! We have more crappy newspaper kerning! On the other hand, I would sell my soul to be able to write that headline.

I pay my baby love and she pays me back with farts — the basest coin they is! *RRRRRRRIP*