I had to check that wasn't his real name.

Yeah, while Luke Cage is obvious for a number of reasons his personality seems more jovial and Grimm/Thingish.

Porked by a Passenger Pigeon
Queefed by a Quagga
DIRE WOLF EYES

You are goddamn right I read the description and immediately clicked on that link, work computer be damned. Non-consensual sex does not change the fact that pictures of dinosaurs are always awesome.

I have not seen the show and have no trouble believing the fart humor is clumsily and poorly done. HOWEVER! Fart jokes in general are hilarious. I just want to speak up for them.

"You're charming the pants off of me"
"What'd you say, Frankenstein's monster?"
"RARRARRRRRRAGH!"

Oof, haven't heard that in a while. Which is weird, "Van Helsing bad" is a short but extremely specific type of badness, it's a useful phrase.

@avclub-1e1692bf525d88abf663ece93fe486c8:disqus hey! There are a few of us ink-stained wretches left.

Technically not a "dog one" but one of my favorite book covers and clearly the greatest book title in Western Civilization: http://img2.imagesbn.com/p/…

That gave me nostalgia, it's a basic template for obituary printing.

MURPHY FOREVER —> METH FOREVER

"They said you was hung!"
"They was right!"

Oh man, the repeat photoshop of the velociraptor is killing me. Ryan North has to be kicking himself right now for not turning his clipart to this lucrative erotic channel.

David Koepp is writing this? I hope Ryan has several bike chases with an extremely hammy Branaugh.

Stop dragging my
Stop dragging my severed cock around

Oh, great call! The actual concert itself and its version of Cold Irons Bound is badass.

@avclub-f8665a36d5a911922da81a12443887ed:disqus a villainous hermaphrodite who poisons the town's water supply and murders George Lazenby! Man do I love this movie.

The sheriff from Slither and Mike the Cleaner team up to kill the dick boss from Ted!

The Illustrated Man nod was great. Del Toro is a mensch.

Here it is! And don't forget Guitarmageddon, Duane's finest moment. I would have more lighters in my hands than fingers for that guitar solo. Presumably the band also put on a show of the Franz Kafka rock opera, so that is up there too.