Nicely said, @ArthurEdens:disqus .

On the other hand, Pablo Picasso was able to pick up girls and not be called an asshole.

Really? Six replies in and I'm the person who has to make the "…and that was how I met @HipsterDBag!" joke? Labor Day is over, people.

Vomitoriums in frat comedies, please.

What? No, I've seen the movie many times and I'm sure I'd recognize a still from Brainsmasher: A Love Story.

So Hurt is the girl and Johnny Cash is the guy who stole her, leading to Reznor filling out one of those Charles Atlas ads and becoming the ripped dude he is today?

Why does this Newswire have an Agence-France Presse stock photo of the Fonz?

Thick Hair Quarterly sounds less like a print magazine and more like a bound bunch of scalps, like one of those carpet sample books.

Avatar/comment synergy levels approaching 100 percent.

I never thought I'd be furiously masturbating to Inspector Javert BUT HERE WE ARE

I could see them going noise then driving rock on the China Cat Sunflower/I Know You Rider jam, actually.

"brilliant lawyer running a legal exoneration program"

THICKE BEATS MILEY TO DEATH

"Hold on, Sarabeth! I'll save you!"
"I can't, Channing! I'm going over the cliff!"
"No! You can do it, my love! Take my hand!"
"I don't want to, Channing!"
"But otherwise you'll die! Why? Why won't you grab my hand!"
"Because … because your hand is foam."
"…"
"Like your heart."
"No, Sarabeth! Sarabeth?!…

Panel is a joke without an appearance from the Harlem Globetrotters.

Below the frame: Giant cauldron of molten steel.

Yup. I always liked Starscream, who in no way deserved leadership but wanted it SO MUCH, the way Latta voiced him you couldn't help but root for the guy who clearly had nothing but his rage.

Dear jesus that is perfect.

Those comments were great. Fun references/quotes, good analysis but really, I can go back and re-read them for the SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS rage alone.

@Scrawler2:disqus I'm imagining a Cuban version of Retta. Or hell, just use Retta.