@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus it's not just the stealing from a classmate, it's the torturing of the stolen item that really seals the asshole deal here.

Try scrolling the above picture upward and accurately guessing when you'll come to the top of his dome. It can't be done.

I thought he was responsible for 1942's crippling salt peanut shortage.

During the first mind-meld, the one that fries his brain, it took every ounce of willpower I had to not yell out "I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!" in the middle of the theater.

Best Rudd part of the movie and maybe best part of the movie. Everyone praises the lunchtray scene and it is very funny, but that double take is brilliant.

But you know who's still 100 percent American? Charlie Fucking Day, that's who.

Oh man, I feel bad for Sean's non-union Chinese equivalent who has to de-snark this for suitable publication in the PLAD.

"Hey guys! This internet chump is saying our riot isn't as bad as another riot!"
"We'll show him! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The only bad part about watching the movie was Bronson developing a relationship with the kids. Goddammit Chuck, don't you know that means you're going to die?

The other example you always hear about that kind of "oh fuck catching this on TV just destroyed my plans" movie is Goodfellas, now I'm imagining the Seven throwing down on Liotta, Pesci, De Niro, et al to save some guido hamlet from exploitation. Who wins?

That is bullcrap. I don't go around telling people not to watch Working Girl because it's Big Hair On Shoulder Pads.

@avclub-832d86d3a05e2b4973c329471ee9d6c4:disqus  (and @AlbinoHorseEye:disqus ) have it. Not sure if I should be pleased or appalled that I'm so easily assumed to be Tarky. I'll go with "appeased."

"But what does Kevin Smith have to say about all of this?"

Good Will Hunting VII: The Wrench's Revenge

Man, I just saw that a few minutes ago and was going to come here and tell you. Awful, awful news. I'm glad they're going ahead with the benefit show for his buddy, at least.

Graciebelle's head will never become proportional to her body!

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. It was nice of you to swing by here on the way to a taping of Pardon My Zinger, @ComradeQuestions:disqus .

Of course II is underwhelming, it is the H.W. Bush to the original's Reagan. With the Evil Empire defeated in the first movie, the heroes have no one left to conquer and subsequently find themselves mired in triviality. Outside enemies are no longer a threat. However, social issues — bad publicly funded art*, single…

Yeah! Stop disparaging my Kickstarter, @avclub-832d86d3a05e2b4973c329471ee9d6c4:disqus !

*looks at lamppost in London* There's CAMERAS in there!