I feel like "Goomba: Dan Hedaya" is perilously close to a hate crime.

You mean with an "I"…

So with the addition of trumpet, will Twaughthammer now be a ska band?

You forgot the colon! That's the most important part!

Two-bits a look-see, four for a gander!

Dammit, this is it. Nicely done, @avclub-615e85318c18d18b6901b69196261c5e:disqus

You are damn lucky this show's fans are likely too pasty and reedy to give you the wedgie you're so clearly asking for.

This concludes another episode of " @avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus Reviews Movies Based On Actors' Naughty Bits"

Byronic Mopey Dream Guy?

Good god. That's some Queers-rerecording-Rocket-To-Russia-level pastiche.

I'm assuming you haven't watched Children of Men? I like that two of the most emotional moments in the past decade of movies (that I've seen, at least) involve British people making fart jokes.

The evil henchman in Across 110th Street is pretty much the gold standard for all evil henchman, dude is EEEEEEEEEEEVIL. That scene on the construction site? Yikes.

Was there an unwritten rule at the end of the 70s to stop using that hazy guitar sound that you hear at the beginning of the track? Because you don't hear that enough.

Agreed. I want to plug her lead version of it though — she wisely doesn't try to top the dread and fear and despair in the original and in her own vocal performance there, and turns it from a plea into a demand: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I just said up yours, baby.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus is angling for total ownership of the top corner on AV Club Squares.

Adult Miller will continue his streak of pushing Frank Portman's King Dork on all Salinger fans. Seriously, it's great.

First thing I thought of.

Ben affleck is notbatman is notbatman :cease to exist

In one way, Saul had good instincts, because Jesse was indeed about to smoke up and possibly queer the whole deal. But yeah, he got too nervous about a relatively small problem without thinking through the implications that his solution could turn it into a larger problem. He's been hanging out with Walter too much!