Isn't Darth Bader just the name of Darth Vader's Non-union mexican equivalent?

Yeah, I would have totally given like 100% joke answers, maybe even more.

The woooorst * John Oliver voice *

I should have read the comment directly below mine before posting. I am what's wrong with American college students.

It could have been that each successive class actually was worse.

That has, to be, really frustrating; to deal with .

Well look At fancie laerning Pantz ovar hear!!…

Eh, keep your day job.

I always thought Scalia looked like a bag of nacho cheese.

The A.V. Club

* sexy bass line *

So…you're famous then? Can I touch you?

*James Patterson furiously tweets Raichu's dick pics*

That's a soory bunch.

I could go for some mole right now. Will univision be providing it or do I have to bring my own?

No, but yes

Surprisingly, also pretty sexy

I, too, have usually preferred Pornhub, but hey seem to really be pushing that incest shit which is kinda…unsettling.

I would usually say there's a wide gap between what you can think of and what actually is, but in this case I'd just be splitting hairs.

Don't let the sound of your own documentary about the Eagles make you crazy.