I think it's kinda silly how people lament the semantic change in the word "literally". It's a process that happens all the time, and has been happening forever in every language. It's not like anybody is legitimately confused when someone says "I'm so embarrassed, I could literally die", and if you are you're really…

What do you got against Sanders?

You know, I knew people who liked Cruz existed, due to polls and such, but this is the first time I've seen one in the wild. I have so many questions, namely: Why!?

Don't encourage him to come back…

Very true, also Portland: a well-known hotbed of white supremacy, despite what people try to tell you.

Wouldn't it be more like lip or cheek kegels to keep his tongue in check?

I think this is a good example of how human beings are wired a certain way, but we don't have to play by the rules our brains set for us. That's kind of the beauty of humanity, and a lot of people take the "we're just animals anyway" philosophy way too far in that regard. Yeah, we are all just animals in the sense…

But really that should be true for the rest of us anyway. Good head is good head, un point c'est tout.

From that era? I like a lot of their shows (Rick & Morty and Venture Bros in particular) but "funny when baked" seems to be their raison d’être. I get baked a lot too, so maybe that's why I don't really mind that.

It's a vine, how bad could it be?

I would have liked a compromise, like "Jimmy Eat Anus"

Well played.

As someone who lives in and grew up in Portland, Portlandia is pretty funny sometimes, and he can be in that. Anything else, no. Especially not as a prop in a racist 30 Rock episode.

I was really confused by this comment because I seemingly always get you and Dirtbike Milksteaks confused. It's the colors in your avatars. This happens more than I'd care to admit, especially since you're both regulars on Newswire.

I kinda like that symbolically, and this may is definitely a stretch, because that clearly isn't a dove. But it doesn't matter. A bird, whether white or brown, can come and chirp it's message of peace.

It's a hard, dirty life out there on the range.

Honestly, they'll probably be consumable long after that. I encourage you to give them to homeless people and other panhandlers later this year. Ya know, be a good person.

As someone with fucked up teeth for no real reason (I brush all the time!!!) I sympathize with your plight.

Personally, I like pretty much any dark-ish chocolate.

It'll take a lot of old people dying, a lot of young people growing up, and all of those who remain banding against the racist, regressive, reactionary right-wingers.