Resigned upvote.

My 'rents just both hit 61 and I'm only 23 (the oldest sibling) so I'm kinda freaking out about them dying.

Eventually drugs just act as preservatives.

I mean I'm sure somewhere in the bowels of reddit there's something to this effect, but I don't feel compelled to go looking in that cesspool

We would have a lot of snacks, but still no dinosaurs.

Well she should have saved that file first if she loved it so much.

If only we had better learned our lesson about bad eggs with bad hair.

OK is a stretch, not dead works.

Has she tried turning it off and on again?

No.

I think that's how the quote was originally translated, using a construction that was standard in older forms of english.

It's an older english thing I think, when the present perfect for certain verbs indicating a change in state (i.e. to become, to fall, to go, to come, to die etc.) was constructed using the verb "to be". You still see this Skakespeare and definitely Chaucer. It's still used in german and french and I think it was…

How about everywhere mentioned in "Kokomo"?

I refuse. I will not go to Tacoma.

Well there are rocks in the Dalles, and I'm sure they occasionally roll

Pretty solemn when you realize this is the place Sonny Crockett and David Bowie gave up their lives for our freedom to steal some of Mexico.

That's like the Taj Mahal or the Great Pyramid
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Whats this about Caprese?

The role was bailor made for him!

No that's his normal diet.