*Azalea Banks angrily tweets Michael Douglas' body mass index*

It's not the Internet's fault, it's humanity's. The Internet can only give us what it has been given.

cringe-worthy memories of my life as a scene kid
The (new) A.V. Club

Same. I generally trust @@avclub-e7af398c830a0f6074ad7de8a667e0df:disqus opinion on music too.

You know, I've always kinda dismissed Panic! (mostly due to ex-girlfriends and highschool era prejudices) but you may have convinced me to give them a shot.

It's really scary how you slip in and out of psychosis.

I'm seeing triple! 9 Macklemores!

The Internet

Over a million is a strange way to refer to almost a billion

Bears playing with sex toys!? I'll be in my bunk…

Moron is your favorite word isn't it. Also "dressed like a slob" is literally all some people can afford. If you're in favor of the court paying for a more "decent" outfit, that's a good idea. But expecting poor people to live up to some arbitrary standard of decency with money they don't have is ridiculous.

I second this, never go there

Yeah it's totally the liberals pushing for voter ID laws. And the ones saying racist shit about mexicans and defending cops who shoot unarmed black men, they're all liberals, right? Those states and people who cling to the confederate flag are about as liberal as it gets!

Yeah, I guess I agree that it is pretty interesting at least. It's got us all talking about it and it is pretty dangerous (I half expect to see Penn murdered by gangsters in the next couple of years). It's certainly something unique, but I think what people are kind of responding to is the fact that Penn actually had…

Well that does correlate with high levels of masturbation so you may be on to something here!

I was being a bit hyperbolic when I said "destroy"

I must concede that you're correct, but that doesn't detract from the fact that you think that defending Sean Penn makes you some kind of non-conformist rebel when all it really does is make you look like an idiot. Also, if that's the definition of scare quotes, that was my intended usage of the construction and it is…

Oh, apparently I wasn't internet enough to recognize your buzzword.

No those were mockery quotes, you're confused but I'm not surprised

Lemmy was also just barely 70. He lived just long enough to shirk the trend that hadn't even happened yet. I don't even particularly like his music, but you've got to respect that kind of dedication.