I've always known pasties cause cancer

I'm sorry. I'm sure my friends wouldn't get it either, and I'm not sure why I do at my (fine young) age, but I'm sorry either way.

Yes.

What's this about a Lemon(ny Snicket) party?

Something something derrière

Haha, "journalism".
For the record, I think challenging the status quo is valuable, but that's why we shouldn't waste its value on defending inane bullshit.

How is she employed?

Spectral racist!

You gotta take shifts with your masturbation

I'm not sure I understand the question.

Or someone takes acid and has hallucinations like they'd taken a handful of benadryl or eaten deadly nightshade

A misunderstood genius

I mean I guess, if you strive to be the thing that causes people to say "Wow, there's actually people who think shit like this" then you've succeeded and I commend you.

No no no, I'm just saying you're prone to spouting nonsensical bullshit.

Drake's ok as pop stars go, but Kendrick is a real fucking artist.

I, as a white liberal, would very much like to destroy the system that benefits me. While I may reap short term benefits from it, society as whole loses, ultimately hurting not only those around me, but the world we share. Letting go of what benefits me personally in exchange for a better society seems like a pretty…

I agree, I live somewhere where we never had In-n-Out, and when I first tried it I was…disappointed.

How does it compare to Faygo?

I know right, firstly because it's so pointless and secondly because Lamar is the clear winner. It's not even a competition!

I got an ABBA notification for this?