Do you secretly want that or something? I wouldn't be surprised. War with Iran would be pretty "cool"

Ah yes, I haven't been able to keep up with all the amendments.

It's cute when you talk about yourself in the third person Sean.

I mean the fact that someone like you is voting for Bernie makes me question my own decision to do so. It's one of those moments where I'm like "does this mean I'm crazy too." But then I remember that I don't think Sean Penn is a "hero" for doing something dangerous and largely incoherent.

A hero? How? He didn't even help to capture the guy. He did what literally anybody could have done had they known Kate and had an interest in meeting El Chapo. Is it dangerous to meet someone like El Chapo, yes. Does it make you a hero because you decide to do that for what amounts to self-promotion…no.

You're acting like they tracked him down and broke into his compound to get an interview with him. El Chapo was hot for Kate del Castillo and wanted to make a film about his life. So he got her and some blowhard who thinks he's deep to come and interview him.
Also, it would be a lot more "cool" if Sean's piece on the…

I must preface this by saying I'm minimally invested in whether Sean Penn is a good person or not.
I think you're absolutely right that it does mean that he did a good thing, however it doesn't necessarily make him a good person. Compared to those with the resources who did nothing, yes, he has some moral high ground.…

It will require a rewrite:
Everyone wins, Trump fatally crushed by a landslide.

Is that the epitaph on Cosby's gravestone?

Simpsons references are to be made exclusively in quote form, as per the A.V. Club charter.

Es el fuego del ano.

I just realized I've heard that song in passing, but always thought it was Arcade Fire (I am only kinda familiar with Arcade Fire's music)

Bap bap! Shots fired!

No, no. He must gut himself and then be beheaded by his second.

Are you giving away free candy? Because yes please, I'll even pretend to be Betty White!

Upvoted just for the thorough description of the act, and for you shedding light on the…ahem… shitty aspects of it.

I think that's the opposite of our slogan

Apologizing profusely for a PME is not the best course of action. Instead you should apologize maybe once, ascribe it to your inability to help yourself due to your partner's attractiveness and/or hotness of sex act, then proceed to pleasure them with your mouth until that refractory period is over/they orgasm.

Eep!

You haven't disowned them? You have terrible taste in progeny.