I like to think of it as the worst things about elementary school and the worst of highschool combined

I just started doing drugs, and that seemed to help.

They need to get more tech savvy

I WANT SMILEY FACE FRIES :)

I thought denim jackets with patches was a punk thing.

Can't pretty much anything get you shot in Chicago?

In fact she misspells it twice, the first time capitalizing it!

Butt? Yes!

For, fucking, real. I kept waiting, but that moment never arrived.

Holy shit, that would have been fantastic. I really think all major cities deserve a "The Wire" of their own.

…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What the fuck did I do?

I mean, it's not that weird.

There were some people doing photoshops for upvotes in a Making a Murder thread I think. We must summon them.

step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step-by-step

I had forgotten PODO existed. That brings back…memories…

It's recorded as "Masturbation Minutes" and they want to show it to us right now, but they're denying themselves the release.

It's not annoying, but your Corsican accent really comes out when you're drunk

You haven't really lived until you have an experience that kills you

You misspelled "gub'mint"