But if you run away from being your mom too hard, you eventually become her. Life is cruel that way.

Wasn't disappointed

Before I even read this, I'd like to state how excited I am to read it.

*sigh*

Wouldn't it be funny if the salvation of humanity was cancelled because Jesus fucked up in the most human way possible.
I can just imagine the other deities saying to the Abrahamic god "Dude seriously, what the fuck did you think was gonna happen when you came up with this 'half-human/half-god son thing? Has it ever…

More than we could ever understand.

But, but, but…who else will tell them the hijab is a symbol of oppression!?

For real. I'm so exhausted from writing about this shit at school and debating in real life, that I could only post one rant when someone asserted that Mohammed was "Muslim Jesus".

I think Muslim Jesus is just Jesus, only with less divinity. Either that or a Muslim latino named Jesus.

Also Jesus is Muslim Jesus (I understand you're original point, that's just semantic snark)
But seriously, Islam essentially prohibits venerating Mohammed as a Jesus like figure, as any form of idolatry is considered haram. You worship no one but Allah. You pray to no one but Allah.

Though in some states, they're pretty much as expensive as dope.

As someone who lives in Portland, and kinda grew up here, the Portland Freeze is just as much a thing (it could be worse in Seattle though, i suppose).
I know a lot of recent transplants, and they're all perplexed as to why it's so hard to make any real friends. We're clique-ish, and even though I've lived elsewhere…

If you ever start a new musical project, please call it "Marauding Kitten". I will buy all of its output just for the name, and I'm sure the music will be great too!

Eh, I'd say 3/6

I'm not sure I understand, could you explain in more detail?

Hehe…Poldickafact

Not always so easily when keloid scars and shit get involved.

Pretty sure that's not true, but no way in hell am I googling it.

Not really, Christians revere Jesus as God, Mohammad's just a prophet.

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One person said "you should probably get stitches"