But why?

hahahah, you're so right

Yes, to everything you said.

I'd be really ok with that!

I'd actually be ok with that

You and your facts.

So behind the times

It's most certainly two things in this case

Bureaucracy interesting !? * faints dead away *

I mean some "photographers" (i.e. paparazzi) deserve to be hit, so there's that.

I mean, for a movie that's kind of a good thing to focus on. It shows a side we didn't already know (or "care") about.
Full disclosure: I've never seen Steve Jobs and have no idea what I'm talking about. Feel free to make that into an The A.V. Club meme as you see fit.

Yes.

Aren't like 90% of things?

It's ok, Pizza Hut makes us all, whether we be humans or simply human colons, incredibly angry.

The A.V. Club
Probably wasn't needed here, but if I didn't vent somewhere I was about to explode.

no

I mean, in this case punctuation almost is redundant.

The spectre eradicators of course!

Yellow-bellied cowards

The answer's still no.