But not the (implied in real world speech but not for grammar pedants) auxiliary!

Mid-sized car?

The couch always wins. Always.

They sure are fast-actin'

itchy feet sometimes
tell you that you are alive
or fell asleep drunk

You're an adult, why do you still jizz into socks!?

Pretty sure la marihuana is a woman dude.

Accurate?

Meth works better, plus, cheaper.

I didn't know you were a marketing genius!

I dunno, everything sounds like a lot of work.

Crusty

Choose a good channel to be stuck on for eternity.

So that's what I was supposed to be doing to 2 Broke Girls *zips up pants, takes note*

I'm american/québécois, don't get mad at me, get mad at my cousin. Actually, get mad at me, I still implied Pizza Hut was food, and that's inexcusable.

No, CSPAN socks just record you doing nothing

Hey at least the place where you'll be singing and dancing is slightly less plagued by horrific violence and racism!

Nice synergy.

Same here. I was counting the days til the end of this year in swigs of bourbon, and this gave me more warmth than liquor ever could.

Is that a for real quote, because I think I love this man even more now, something I thought impossible.