No.

See I discovered this in my teens, and it definitely contributes to my still being alive. It's weird that music founded upon some of the shitty things in life helps make those shitty things a little easier to bear.

I think that simple lyrics are often just cloying, but when they hit a perfect balance they strike you deeper than something "deep" ever could.

What are you talking about, I knew the plot of the video almost too well just from reading the article. Unless you're being sarcastic, in that case, carry on.

16 year old me remembers that as an entertaining movie…it probably wasn't, but I'll probably never watch it in order to preserve my nostalgia.

Heroin pizza, it's called "I'll take one large pepperoni with extra black tar"

But, but…what else is there?

But what if it's broken in a way where it's just permanently slow, then it's always just behind and never right

http://restaurant.pizzahut….

No I mean at Pizza Hut

I'm 2 years under 25 and I…I…understood all of that…and could probably produce that verbatim…oh god…what are we!?

The A.V. Club
real sincerity ain't looked on too kindly 'round these parts

Aren't most things?

No way!

I wonder if this tradition will carry on even after the parrotheads are long gone, as one of those things that happens every year but no one has any idea why.

Steely Dan can live, but you have to hold them at gun point while they themselves strangle and bury Matthews, then, while they're standing in the still open grave you fire a shot near their heads, just so they know you're serious.

Did it really explode?

I'm stealing "Gaytriarch of the Rainbow Caliphate", perhaps even for use with my drunk relatives!

Apparently in France you can get merguez pizza. That sounds…so…good…

I wore contacts for years, and thought the onion thing was a myth…then I started wearing glasses and went to cut an onion…it's for real.