Do they?

They could always eat the clothing. Or we could just send the clothing along with all the people who wear it here and let them be eaten by the natives, so that they're both clothed and fed.

That's the etymology I prefer.

Whoa, you're fluent in idiot!

Where's the pizza?

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I can't find that, and now I really want to

I do actually hate that, as it disrupts the natural flow of old things either falling into disuse or becoming kinda interesting (i.e. antiques). I want a mirror that's actually seen some shit, not one that just looks like it has.

I didn't know that was in vogue, but uhh, I have to…uh…do some research…
*furiously searches for actual nostalgia porn, finds buzzfeed videos, masturbates anyway*

I, too, would like to read this, partially for the pun in the title.

Ugh, they pick that every year.

Word.

Thank you for being that guy, so I don't have to

You would say that you no-maj

This is funny, because you can read it in the past tense or the imperative.

No but yes

Dude, quiet, you're gonna get sued.

23 years younger, to be exact…I just read that on wikipedia while first learning who these people even are

Communist!

Ok, if anyone ever looked like several children standing on each other's shoulders pretending to be an adult, it's definitely that guy.