I think I got one for free at planned parenthood or something once, and I tried to put it on just to see what this was all about. It went on ok, but I remember it being really uncomfortable to take off. Why is that even a thing?

That…doesn't sound like a virus.

Hey now, I'm 23 and realize what I'm doing is stupid

Do people actually buy the not pre-lubed type? I say this as a mostly straight man who's only ever needed a condom in that context, and always thought un-pre-lubed condoms were primarily for drug-smuggling purposes.

Holy shit, the AV club is real people

It's true, we have plenty of both.

Funny, I've got some money problems with the Greeks down at the harbor

I meant to agree with you, but I don't think it came off as such

Just be sure to use protection so it doesn't get genitive

Horrifying synergy

i think it's quite egotistical of us to think we deserve to be proper nouns

I mean, these are really just commonish names from other cultures or other time periods. Isn't it kinda normal for naming trends to shift, and doesn't every name come from some random word?

You just need to make a firstborn first

I was thinking "Six Pack" for no real reason

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Yes, Gene Simmons is definitely in that crowd.

Or perhaps right behind?

Still due to elastic malfunction, but in this case involving sphincters

This spam bot should hire a translator.

More of a representation of a pipe really.