Or Portland…

Also France is considered legitimate whenever the terrorists attack.

Two? try enough to die of a grievous acetaminophen overdose…

It's cheap, but not cheap and expensive but not expensive

Funny how something can go so poorly the first time, and so perfectly the second, with exactly the same outcome.

Smoke tons of pot.

I've thought about saying "Eid Mubarak" to people like everyone insists on saying "Merry Christmas" (during a different part of the year obviously) and seeing how people respond.

"to be honest I dont get very many of your jokes"

You can't let it go, you need to finish this!

Oh god, don't encourage someone to kill themselves.

I dunno, mid-90s Oklahoma just reeks of hardcore to me

Synergy?

Close, so close.

You made me look him up and see what I saw and I will never forgive you.

"Don't we all?"
ISIS

*horribly maims girlfriend in light-saber play*

Wait, people die??? How come nobody told me?

That's like a whole new (or very old) form of Luddite.

His wife should be a politician, she's killing it as lawyer.

I dunno, he was all up on that coke game.