Now there was a band!

If you choose not to participate, you still have made a choice.

Hey, they changed the password from "0000" to "1234". What more do you want?

Don't you hate it when that happens? thread.
Ever try to click on an article link on a web page but before you can click the page jumps and you click on an entirely different page like some inane listicle click bait collection? I hate it when that happens.

Just got the use of our kitchen back after a full remodel that took four weeks. All new hardwood flooring, cabinets, island, countertops, lighting,and a new fridge. I did most of the demolition and cabinet installation work myself and saved a bunch of dough.

You're going to be tortured to death and buried in a cave?

I can't wait for Angry Birds, The Movie: The Game

(obligatory appearance)

Ass, Gas, or Grass - no one rides for free!

KHAAAN!

I'm embarrassed by these dirty cracks.

His plan was to name the follow-up album "Ajar"

What about Alecx Baldwin? Is he OK?

I have not slept with Lindsay Lohan, but I did sleep with your cat.

***computer halts, catches fire***

At least you got paid

In pog form!

Obvious Simpsons reference. I randomly came across an image of a German ALF VHS cover that had his head in a circle, and I immediately decided it would be my avatar.

You can read about "America's Ten Greatest Golf Destinations" in the airline magazine.

It was Pizza Man.