It takes all kinds of critters to make Trader Joe's fritters!

Yes! And Gillian rips off her cloak to reveal a squirrel costume.

I was confused when I went to see DOS Boot and it turned out to be about some old submarine.

I'm glad I'm married and I don't have to worry about which shorts are cool, because my wife threw out all my cargo shorts a couple of years ago.

Don't forget some artisanal lint to clog the rollers

Ha ha, Alex Jones just got eviscerated! No one will listen to him now!

You mean Jesus "forking" Christ. No cursing in the AV club comment section!

Necrobutcher sucks a big farting corpse boner!

It's a little-know fact that Marla's legs were only 12 inches long. She just wore very tall heels.

Your palm flower must be glowing. Prepare for Carrousel!

Hey, don't knock Casual Friday!

if they should bar wars
please let these Star Wars stay

You forgot to breathe through your mouth?

If you were a dog you could reach it easily!

How many football fields is ten meters? Because I'm an American and can only judge distances by football fields.

I can dance like nobody's watching. But only when nobody's watching.

Je suis memes

The second time it's "commenting mellow gold."
Hey-o!

It's the script from Taken 5

What about me?