Not bitchin'

Eh, those are the Flyover Continents.

Tastes like Clawbird

"My, what a big pussy! My, what a big pussy"
"You didn't have to say it twice."
"I didn't!"

You can still get a red Swingline stapler as featured in Office Space

He would have finished the books if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

I read most of them too back then. Were the Heechee ever found, or were they extinct? I can't recall.

The Good News: I stayed home today!
The Bad News: I'm working from home.

Gawdammit, I got so caught up in the Sleepy Hollow finale I forgot Archer is on Mondays now! Missed Rick and Morty too, grr.

Probably meant to be Christie Brinkley.

Ahem, it's pronounced "snauk."

Whoot! Whoot!

"Projectile menstruation" is both the funniest and most horrifying concept I've heard all week.It's also a great name for a Death Metal band. Or the next album by Miley Cyrus.

Never go full Tardis!

Time to die.

This episode gave us Orphan Black and Sparks Nevada!

The NSA

Just a stranger on the bus?

Human centipede?

Now there was a band!