Because in space no one can hear you fart.

Iain M. Banks Thread!

Her?

..or didn't she not kill someone?  Wait, now I'm confused…

He always cheats at hide-and-seek!

I thought they wouldn't give Shyamalan another film.                     
 

"Father, why hast thou forsaken Terriers?"

And the AV Club sayeth, "Where goeth Firefly?"
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I don't even own a god.

Hmm, should I use Coats & Clark Dual Duty XP General Purpose, or
Gutermann Sew-All Thread 500 M?  So many choices…

Followed by your body being reduced to its component atoms.

Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey and all that.

There there, Mr. Tennant, you're not The Doctor any more.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from Dalek Prime.

Yes it's true, the man has no dick.

The mattress was saggy.  Saggy!

до свидания, G-DOG!

And cunning stunts!

…from the director who saw "The Hangover"

TUSK?