Yes, I live in North Kingstown and my son is in Providence.

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, no one's laughing now!

"Commissar, Commissar, the peasants are revolting!"
"You're pretty repulsive yourself!"

My son is moving to Austin in late May and I offered to ride shotgun and share the driving. We're starting in Rhode Island, heading down the East coast to New Orleans (to visit friends there) and then on to Texas.  I'm looking forward to it; it's been a while since I took a long road trip.

She was dressed for Rio!

Sex is such wibbly-wobbly, icky-sticky stuff.

I got:
 
Social Distortion; "King of Fools"
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart; "Heart For Your Heartbreak"
Green Day; "Makeout Party"
R.E.M.  "Blue"
R.E.M. "Hollow Man"

Sled?  Lame!

I'm here for you!

We need them to un-nazi the world!

Saw this one a mile away!

Actually, it's "no worries, Guv'nor!"

Is there one for "a cock badly in need of a punch"?

I know that's a euphemism, but I'm not sure what for.

What the Fuck, Charlie Brown

And he's been in love with Kate for … five weeks.

I didn't see a contestant from Melmac.  "Miss Universe" my hairy ass!

I didn't see a contestant from Melmac.  "Miss Universe" my hairy ass!

hicadoola!

hicadoola!