Boy, what a disappointment that was.  Not only the stupid, unlikely found footage debacle, but when the idiot cops  ran through an empty room with gang-bangers AK-47ing them from a terrace over the room, and they make it across unscathed, this is what happened:
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CLICK!  Bedtime.

Return Of The Son Of the Bride Of The Last Exorcism II: The Sequel.

So sorry I didn't get to your post earlier. I saw it for the first time TWO DAYS ago.  I too fucking hated it.  The most repellant lead character in the history of cinema, surrounded by a supporting group of only slightly less repellant characters.. Little black angel, indeed!

'Spoiler space' is what I call the vegetable crisper in my refrigerator.

"Hello, I'm Criswell…"

Look again.  The very last shot , as the credits start to roll, is the sunken car being dragged out of the swamp, dredging up the horror again.  The shot has a profound effect.

Gotta go with Your Lies / Leavin' from  'I Am Shelby Lynne'

If you haven't seen this, please do.  I don't know how to make itsy, bitsy urls yet, so…

You have no obligation to put up with the advertising. This is why I don't own broadcast / cable TV.  It's been about 6 years and it changed my life!  No ruinous trailers either!  I can walk into a film pretty "cold" and take it for what it is.  That's only one reason for giving up on it.  The best, though, is that…

No one went chasing any goddamn cat, though.  Like on the Nostromo.  But a really dopey film.  I filed my nails.

Lux, I LOVE The Orphanage.  Doesn't get any better.  Earlier in this thread I recommended Sleep Tight (Mientras Duermes).  Find it and love it.  I know you will.  And while we're at it, give The Addiction (Abel Ferrara) a go.  Fuckin' vampires.  You either love em or hate em.  I mostly hate em.  Loved this though.

It sucked.  Trust me.  This didn't change the ratio at all!  Creepy kids, jump scares, all the ingredients for same old, same old.  If you're going to show the bitch, she'd better not look like a Modigliani via The Scream (or Ann Coulter).   Get a copy of Sleep Tight (Mientras Duermes) from last year.  Now that's a…

Cue the stuffed birds.  Hey Heckle!  Hey Jekyll!

Yo title!

Nice pic, although Chastainian ginger cleavage is nicer than Chastainian Joan Jett cleavage.  Or is it just me?

The Orphanage has a bunk bed put aside for me…. for me…. for MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!~

CancerAIDS?

Not mine, but I have to pass it on.

Reuben sandwich from a recipe in this months LCBO (that's Liquor Control Board of Ontario) Food and Drink magazine.  To die for.  Google LCBO and bookmark their recipes.  The Reuben's on there.  The best goddamn jerk sauce recipe you've ever tried as well.  Wear surgical gloves (or equivalent) to cut up the habanero…

JK Simmons has never put in a bad performance.  Always the best thing in everything he's in.  Regrets and apologies to J. Jonah Jameson.   Who looks a lot like JK SIMMONS!!!!!