She didn't lie about it. She never said she discarded or threw away the gun.

This show had 2.5 times as many viewers as NewsRadio. Crazy.

Um, no? What country do you live in?

It's more of a diner, really.

I don't think there is a lot of ambiguity here. I know the show was trying for intrigue, but it's pretty obvious.

…and this blanket I used to have.

Yes, not throwing the gun in the garbage or something clearly meant she didn't get better.

Yeah, that voiceover is pretty cliched.

Also, this article is not fun.

Rumor has it that Truman Capote is the real author of Frankenstein.

Or how they think they can get away with it after Labor Day!

The Geordie fella doesn't understand what he's being charged for?

This man liked his wine.

My dog is tan colored!

How many times per day, on average, do people laugh in your face?

Yep, people complaining about the finale had no intention of watching a second season of a terrible, terrible show.

People were not "pissed about season one's finale," the people who had stuck through the entire first season wanted it to resolve because we had no intention of sitting through another terrible dozen episodes of the show.

Quiznos had the worst marketing people.

If you were like me, always confusing Paul Haggis with Paul Hogan, you would have been doubly excited.

Mintberry Crunch!