"Peggy, meet your new boss, Associate Creative Director LaGuerta."

She's not that bad, I'm sure plenty of fellas would be willing to scrute Tori Amos.

What a load. Unless your father was stealing cable from the neighbors, your "tradition" is a irrelevant attempt at an excuse. If you thought cable was an unnecessary luxury item, you certainly wouldn't be stealing it.

I don't feel like a thief when I steal iPads either. They're just sitting out there and no one is looking..

You could also just get a DVR.

It is a lot like people complaining that all of the restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares end up closing…of course they close, they are run by morons who can't be bothered to make decent food or clean their kitchen.

Then he went back to his apartment and "made it so."

Then they'd have to explain why Cutty hadn't killed racist captain hook before they got back to the prison.

I hope she was cared for by an RN nurse when she arrived at the hospital.

Seemed like he was going for the whole "anyone around me ends up dying" thing at that point.

I don't think he was covering up for his stupidity, I think he was too stupid to know how stupid it was to drive into the lake because he thought his GPS told him to.

I don't think he was covering up for his stupidity, I think he was too stupid to know how stupid it was to drive into the lake because he thought his GPS told him to.

I'm pretty sure that he is just trying to find enough revenue streams outside of rap so he can come out of the closet.

I'm pretty sure that he is just trying to find enough revenue streams outside of rap so he can come out of the closet.

Well, hopefully the more tolerant we become, I suspect fewer of the gays will end up killing themselves in high school…that should provide a bump, right?

Well, hopefully the more tolerant we become, I suspect fewer of the gays will end up killing themselves in high school…that should provide a bump, right?

"I could be wrong since I live in New Jersey."

"I could be wrong since I live in New Jersey."

Well, since there are fewer than 34,000 McDonald's in the world, and more than 6,000,000,000 people, they would have to average over 22,000 customers per day at each location to achieve that. I'm not sure that debatable is the correct word.

Well, since there are fewer than 34,000 McDonald's in the world, and more than 6,000,000,000 people, they would have to average over 22,000 customers per day at each location to achieve that. I'm not sure that debatable is the correct word.