"We found him hiding in our yard."
Problem solved.

TV sets love Target and Wal-Mart. My mixing bowls are big TV stars.

"emphasis on video content"
Why would anyone want to watch news content? It's a worthless addition in 99% of news items.

The black one is athletic. Can't you read? She also has diabetes and sickle cell anemia.

It's a dog and a cat in an office.

Aretha Franklin had a pretty popular cover.

I don't think they were nearly hot enough. Replace Melissa Leo with Krista Allen and Richard Belzer with Kelly Packard, then we'd have an accurate depiction of Baltimore.

He's been in a bunch of romantic comedies; Junior, Twins, Kindergarten Cop…

They watch through the window at Dixons.

Finally, some iPhone news.
Can you hold it like a phone, or do you need to use a pair of tongs like the other ones?

Wheels, bitches. Wheels.

For the New Year…
I am renewing my request that The Simpsons' review be a separate entity from the Seth MacFarlane bloc.

Tranformers & G.I. Joe…
Tasha's right, they show those on some newish nostalgia channel, and they are really, really terrible shows…but luckily, they are hilariously terrible. The Autobots are such morons!

I wish Dylan never went folk.

You're forgetting that he was in "Dude, Where's My Car?" possibly the most recognizable movie ever made that was not seen by anyone.

Fashion Nugget
"Race Car Ya Yas" is the epitome of this list.

Great!
Now, if they could just find a way to make the main characters interesting, we'd have something!

"This man liked his wine."

You say that, but Miller was at least speaking in the realm of how humans actually do speak. Honestly, Weller sounded like he was reading a child a book or something.

Colin Firth Says…
"You are guaranteed an Oscar if you play a mental."