Let's be honest, Peter Weller was the the worst actor on the show. That's saying something.

Head like an orange…
I'm waiting for the newswire item about An Idiot Abroad coming to the Science Channel!

That's Highlander, no?

Anthropomorphizing Keanu Reeves

It worked seamlessly in Plan Nine from Outer space.

Rizzoli and Isles must have gotten pretty good ratings for TNT to make another show with the same premise (hot actress does some sort of cop or legal thing on a show).

That's why I'm such a huge fan of the radar channel.

Obviously the Beatles are the most overrated band ever, but that doesn't mean they aren't great. I mean, when people list the greatest albums of all time, they list five Beatles albums in the top twenty. Come on.

I am all for optioning that woman on the Amazing Race being hit in the face with a giant fruit into a series.

Not in that picture. Yikes.

I think you're forgetting her appearance as a Special Guest Star on Law and Order: SUV, unless that has been reclassified as a sitcom.

She wore a really, really slutty dress to some awards show.

Yeah, I know, reacting negatively when a company intentionally deceives you about their product…how petty.

I'm hoping it is more a reverse of Black Knight. Can Tyler Perry play Merlin?

Dear AMC,
Duping your viewers to record a show will not make them watch it. In fact, I'm wagering that it had the opposite effect. It's part of the reason I didn't give it a chance.

The guy in Coyote Ugly is totally a MPDB.

If the zombies eat everything they kill, how are there zombies?

Grouped Reviews…
I still don't get why all of these shows are grouped together in one review. I don't watch all of them. There's four shows here. "Must See TV" isn't all grouped under one review.

Is this another story where the guy turns out to be Nixon?

We may find out that McGwire and Canseco were both on Cortexifan, in addition to the steroid cocktails, causing the earthquake.